SHADOW PUPPETS AT HIGH NOON
Moscow ultra-nationalist rally demands hazing of foreigners...
Locusts swarm across Australia... Whites fret...Abos barbeque
Beaten by meat::>...
Soldier first to get new 'mad cow' disguise...
MEL GIBSON BREAKS HOLLYWOOD WIND
NYTIMES Warns Brows Below Expectations...
AOL expects subscriptions to keep falling...duh
CBS SAYS IT PLANS NO LIVE NAACP TELECASTS...
Whitney Houston enters rehab...
rehab cries out.
NEW SPAIN LEADER DECLARES IRAQ WAR 'DISASTER'
Spain Vows to Pull Soldier Out...
War President holds hands with Tony Blair
Bush Comet Fizzles Out
Declares: "War IS PEACE...LET FREEDOM REIGN."
EU Calls Emergency PU Meeting...
Stem Cells 'May Cure Badness' Tim Robbins' new play largest in Peoria...
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The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - Shakespeare
PUT ME IN COACH... I'm ready to play...
Eddie Matthews Found Frozen in Ted Williams' Locker
Maine man attempts to nail himself to a cross...struck by lightning
PASSION actor Caviezel meets Pope"...just good friends...."
Survey: 'The Passion' May Be Reducing Carb Intake...
BUSHWAR BRINGS IRAQI FAMILIES TOGETHER
Russian navy chief: Nuke ship unfit for service, could explode...
CHENEY: "I still love nukes."
Israeli defense chiefs propose 'exceptional' response to U.S. political bickering...
A FACE OF WAR
96-Year-Old Woman Charged With Splooing the Spode
UPDATE: Ex-Congressional Aide Charged With Spanking Iraq...
THE DRUDGE REPORT
THE SLUDGE REPORT
THE SMUDGE REPORT
THE DRUDGE RETORT
3 AM GIRLS
Kinky Fiedman: "I'M THIS CLOSE TO BEING GOVERNOR OF TEXAS"
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
BUSH SUPPORTERS CLOSE RANKS
PENTAGON UNVEILS SHINY NEW PLAN
"As the camel falls to its knees, more knives are drawn." -Bedouin proverb
Deep in thought...
CIA's Tenet Reportedly Plans Sex Change After Election...
HOWARD STERN TO DO LIVE FARTMAN COMMERCIALS IN PROTEST...
HOUSE OF MIRTH: 104 Clowns Seized...
JANET JACKSON TO PERFORM ON ABC'S 'GOOD MORNING AMERICA' -- WITH SLO-MO & STOP-ACTION...
COURT WON'T STOP DEFENSE FROM QUESTIONING BRYANT ACCUSER ABOUT SPOOGE ....
MARTHA FIGHTS BACK: DECKS BETTY CROCKER
Video suicide for Britney...
Sludge Report (page 2)
OPEC sticks it to US
Gasoline Demand Rising Despite High Prices...Fuels Rush In
Soldier seen as Iraq deserter to seek 'conscientious obviator' status...
Street Drugs Blamed in Kindness Outbreak.
Putin basks in re-election sweep amid warnings of bald power...
Fla. Man Shot In Face Because He Looked Like A Vampire...Now Looks Like A Cyclops...
THE SLUDGE REPORT---abused news
SLUDGE EARLY EDIT
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BUSH PREACHES TO CHOIR...
Blix says Iraq war may have worsened terror threat...
NY DAILY NEWS
Bush Delivers 'Integrity' Speech to World Champs
Ex-Watergate writer laments 'idiot culture'...
ABCNEWS THE NOTE
ADD AGE DEADLINE
Threats linked to 'Instant Democracy'
LONG LINE FORMS AT NEW URINAL
DEEP BLUE REVIEW
BROADCASTING & CABLE
USATODAY says reporter faked major stories...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON
Kerry 1972: 'Be your own Ralph Cramden'...
French Going Wild For Senator Kerry In Election Fever; 'A CERTAIN FRAGANCE' IS CITED...
Courtney Love bursts into song in court...
FLASH: Judge Dismisses Gennifer Flowers' Defamation Suit...immediately asks her out: developing...
BUSH MEETS WITH CHENEY IN "UNDISCLOSED LOCATION"
MATT DRUDGE STILL GAY
THE PASSION OF OZZY?