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Moscow ultra-nationalist rally demands hazing of foreigners...
Locusts swarm across Australia... Whites fret...Abos barbeque
Beaten by meat::>...
Soldier first to get new 'mad cow' disguise...


MEL GIBSON BREAKS HOLLYWOOD WIND

NYTIMES Warns Brows Below Expectations...

AOL expects subscriptions to keep falling...duh
CBS SAYS IT PLANS NO LIVE NAACP TELECASTS...
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Whitney Houston enters rehab...
rehab cries out.


NEW SPAIN LEADER DECLARES IRAQ WAR 'DISASTER'
Spain Vows to Pull Soldier Out...

War President holds hands with Tony Blair


Bush Comet Fizzles Out



Declares: "War IS PEACE...LET FREEDOM REIGN."


EU Calls Emergency PU Meeting...
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Eddie Matthews Found Frozen in Ted Williams' Locker
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Maine man attempts to nail himself to a cross...struck by lightning
PASSION actor Caviezel meets Pope"...just good friends...."
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BUSHWAR BRINGS IRAQI FAMILIES TOGETHER


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Russian navy chief: Nuke ship unfit for service, could explode...
CHENEY: "I still love nukes."

Israeli defense chiefs propose 'exceptional' response to U.S. political bickering...
CIA?

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96-Year-Old Woman Charged With Splooing the Spode
UPDATE: Ex-Congressional Aide Charged With Spanking Iraq...


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Sunday, March 28, 2004

Condy Rice Is Not
The National Security Advisor
3-28-4


Abstract: Sender, Berl & Sons Inc. explains that many mysteries are answered understanding that Condy Rice is not the true National Security Advisor. She was hand selected by Bush 41 in the late 90s to spend two years with his son to teach him foreign affairs. When he won the presidency, Bush 41 fully supported her having the NSA position, where she could be with his son constantly to monitor that he would not revert to drugs or alcohol under the pressures that would arise in connection with the events of 9-11. Most significantly, Bush 41 encouraged a close personal relationship between them because it was essential to his son pulling off his assigned role as President of the United States in the NWO quest to obtain control over Middle East oil.

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Saturday, March 20, 2004

From Capitol Hill Blue

The Rant
The Most Dangerous Man in the World
By DOUG THOMPSON
Mar 19, 2004, 08:15



A year ago today, “Operation Shock & Awe” began raining cruise missiles, bombs and fear on Baghdad. The invasion of Iraq began.

The invasion was necessary, we were told by our leaders, because Saddam Hussein was “the most dangerous man in the world,” had weapons of mass destruction and had helped Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda kill more than 3,000 civilians in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania on September 11, 2004.

President George W. Bush told the nation and the world he had proof of all this and Congress approved the rush to war, even though doing so meant scaling back our search for bin Laden in Afghanistan.

That was then. This is now. Now we know that Hussein’s so-called weapons of mass destruction did not exist because his scientists lacked both the resources and the expertise to actually build them. Now we know that our “proof” of a hard link between Hussein and bin Laden came from faulty intelligence and any real link has yet to be proven.

A war fought on false pretenses is still a war where more than 500 American soldiers have died, billions of taxpayer dollars have been wasted and what little remained of this country’s credibility on the world stage has been lost.

One year later, the Bush administration spin machine remains in full cycle, calling the war just, reminding us that “the world’s most dangerous man” sits in a Iraqi jail awaiting trial as a war criminal.

But Saddam Hussein did not plan terrorist attacks that killed 3,000+ on that dark day in 2001. Most intelligence professionals who place reliable reporting above political expediency said early on a link between Hussein and bin Laden was unlikely because a fundamentalist like Osama would not work with a Muslim who drank and chased women (like Hussein).

In order to accept the Bush administration’s rationale for invading Iraq we must believe one of two things happened:

George W. Bush knew his justifications for going to war with Iraq were false and lied to both the American people and our allies, or;
The Bush Administration was too inept to know the intelligence information they used for the justifications came from out-of-date and faulty sources.
Neither scenario suggests much reason to either trust Bush or feel any sense of comfort in his leadership abilities.

We are left, instead, with the growing awareness that the President of the United States is a reckless cowboy who charges a hill simply because he wants to and believes he is right even when those who know more about the issue try to tell him he is full of shit.

After 9-11, Bush reacted appropriately in bringing the nation together and going after Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network. Then, with that mission still incomplete, he diverted American resources to an ill-conceived war with Iraq, a war that we now know he planned to wage even before the jetliners crashed into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon and that field in Pennsylvania.

We know now that Saddam Hussein did not pose any real imminent threat to the U.S. Hussein was, at best, a sham leader who controlled his country through illusion, deceit and bluster. Ironically, he was brought down by a military sent into battle by another sham leader who controls his country through illusion, deceit and bluster.

On the news talk shows this morning and in speeches throughout the day, the Bush administration tries to justify the war with Iraq by calling Saddam Hussein “the most dangerous man in the world.”

But the most dangerous man in the world is not sitting in a jail cell somewhere in Iraq,

He is not hiding out in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan.

Not really. The most dangerous man in the world may well be working out of an oval-shaped office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC.

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Friday, March 19, 2004

"Prophecy is the lamp of world's light,
But ecstasy in the same niche has room.
The Spirits is the breath that sighs through me,
And mine the thought that blows the trump of doom.
Vision said it in my eye.
Moses stood on Sinai."

- AL HAJI, a Sufi poet put to death in Baghdad


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Monday, March 15, 2004

Bush: My Kingdom Needs a Horse
by W. David Jenkins III

Well, he did it. We knew he would but some thought maybe - just maybe - he wouldn't sink so low. But now Mr. War President - the guy who's been hiding the returning war dead under the cloak of night - has decided to use the 9/11 dead for his own political purpose. Dead soldiers are "out" but dead American civilians are "in."

NPR's Tavis Smiley recently remarked that he wasn't surprised that Bush Co. would exploit 9/11 during the campaign because "what else do they have to run on?" While that may be true, I can't understand why the Bush Gang doesn't see the obvious. 9/11 only serves their purpose up to a point - before it blows up in their faces.

A few weeks ago, the Bush/Cheney website put Senator Kerry in its crosshairs for the first time. The site featured an ad "exposing" Kerry for having raised more than $640,000 over the last fifteen years in special interest money - more than any other Democratic senator. This piece of information initially served a purpose with their die-hard supporters, but it eventually blew up in their faces when the $6.5 million in special interest money Bush raised in the last year alone became the counterpoint to this argument. As you may have noticed, the Bush campaign isn't using special interest money as a talking point lately.

Prior to this defeat suffered by the Rove Machine, there was the AWOL factor. Bush's allegedly satisfactory service in the Texas Air Guard was brought to the forefront as a topic of discussion and, while the subject isn't headline news anymore, they never did prove Bush wasn't AWOL. In fact, the only witness they could come up with who "remembered" seeing Bush in Alabama during the disputed time frame claimed he "saw" Bush during the time that military records show Bush wasn't even there! So, in order to divert attention from this embarrassing little inconsistency, the right-wing spin machine "found" a photo of Kerry and Jane Fonda at an anti-war rally two years before her infamous trip to Viet Nam. And when that proved not quite good enough, they resorted to the doctored photo of Kerry and Fonda speaking together. Of course, these two little campaign maneuvers managed to label Senator Kerry among the Bush die-hards as "Hanoi John" but really haven't done any serious damage to Kerry's popularity.

One interesting side note on the whole AWOL situation strikes me as odd. Bush's honorable discharge was used as a defense weapon when his supporters would become so exasperated over conflicting "facts" about his AWOL status. They would throw up their hands and scream, "Look! He received an honorable discharge! Get over it already!" Yet, with all the documentation that miraculously emerged after having been missing as far back as 1994, this single piece of evidence Bush supporters kept referring to was never shown to the American public - the much ballyhooed "honorable discharge."

If only someone in the media had asked to see this piece of documentation. You can see it here (http://users.cis.net/coldfeet/ANG22.gif) and then you'll understand why the Bush Gang never produced it for public viewing. You'll notice something odd missing from this document.

Bush's signature.

Apparently he couldn't even be bothered to show up to sign his own discharge. Oops! Oh well, there are more pressing matters out there and this subject should have been more aggressively pursued almost four years ago.

So now they are left with 9/11 as their big selling point but this, like the above mentioned goof-ups, will blow back in their faces. To exploit that day as a testament to Bush's "leadership" might have been acceptable had not only Bush learned from that day but had also done everything possible to help us learn what happened on the terrible day. He didn't. In fact, one of the things that won't be in Bush's ads is that he's done everything possible to keep 9/11 and the American people in the dark. We see that what Bush is really doing with those horrible images is nothing more than exploiting the fear factor of 9/11 - which is exactly how he's governed since that day. If Rove is as careless with 9/11 as he was with special interest money and "Hanoi John," this too will hurt Bush in the long run.

Exploiting 9/11 in order to remind Americans of Bush's leadership is a major mistake that I believe will contribute to a Bush implosion. What they have done is this: instead of using 9/11 as an excuse as they have effectively done for years, they will make it a campaign topic, thus igniting the discussion they've been trying to squash since the tragedy took place. They risk bringing the Bush administration's complete un-cooperation with the 9/11 investigations back into the spotlight. Then there are the continued business ties to the Bush and bin Laden families, the reduction in first-response personnel (firemen, police and medical workers) because state budgets were left dry due to ridiculous tax cuts for the wealthy and so on and so on. After we get over the revulsion caused by these Bush ads, we have to ask ourselves one thing. Are these people crazy?

But in all honesty, what do these guys have to run on? A jobless economic "recovery?" That one's not working very well. They still try to scapegoat Clinton by saying they "inherited a recession" and that may be true. But the counterpoint to that argument is that they also inherited a surplus as well. I would suggest that they blow taps for that talking point.

What else is there? The war - er - invasion of Iraq? Almost six hundred American soldiers dead for what? Sure, the horrible Hussein is gone - along with our credibility in the eyes of the world and many here at home. Bush kissers may say "so what" to that unfortunate result of our reckless foreign policy but all they do is betray an ignorance of our place in the global community. America now suffers from a credibility gap because of these PNAC yahoos so when Colin Powell says that we didn't kidnap President Aristide "and that's the truth," he sounds more like Lily Tomlin's Laugh-In character, little Edith Ann, then he does a believable spokesman.

Iraq has become an unnecessary albatross for America and yet the cost, both financial and in human lives, will continue to rise. As the frequency of attacks on our military ebb, there is a rising tide of terror being unleashed upon the Iraqi citizens by insurgents. In other words, as many had predicted, Iraqis stand on the brink of civil war - their version of Shock and Awe - and it is going to dwarf anything we have done to them. The Bushes are still planning on a cut-and-run plan of throwing responsibility to a hand-picked "Iraqi" government body this spring just to make things look better - for campaign reasons of course - while over one hundred thousand of our troops are left behind in the crossfire caused by Bush and Bremer's "hurry up and fix it" foreign policy.

I don't believe the 2004 version of the New Iraq is going to be a positive focus for the Bush Gang this campaign. Besides, where are all those WMDs anyway? Has anyone else noticed the flip-flop on Bush's part lately? On the one hand, he tells the 9/11 commission to "hurry up" while on the other hand he's telling the Iraq investigators to "take their time." And this doesn't bother anybody?

So, what horse is left for Bush to ride on?

America has become more polluted, less safe, more divided, less prosperous, more despised and less credible under Bush's reign. These guys are running out of options. You know you're in trouble when even the ultra-despicable Tom DeLay doesn't even back you up on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriages. If the Pakistanis aren't keeping Osama on ice for a convenient "capture" later this year (as the Kurds were nice enough to do with Hussein), Bush is going to have a serious problem. Even if we do "find" bin Laden, will that be enough? Just as the staged arrest of Hussein proved, the short attention span of the American public can also work against you. So really, what's left?

Well, there's always the efforts of Diebold's Walden O'Dell.

The threat to democracy that is Diebold Corporation (and other touch screen voting machine manufacturers) is another story that won't go away. There have already been reports of irregularities in California during the recent recall election and difficulties other states experienced during this primary season - all caused by these voting machines. Should there be a repeat of the Florida fiasco, in this case caused by the use of these voting machines which leave no paper trail, the backlash from the Bush kissers and the media will help the Boy King sneak right back into the White House.

The frustration and bitterness left by Watergate allowed Reagan to squeeze out of the Iran/Contra scandal. Americans couldn't stomach another government conspiracy, especially when it involved the erroneously respected Ronald Reagan. Another questionable election result involving George W. Bush would result in a similar "oh no, not again" response from the electorate and a new resurgence of calls to "get over it!" The damage done almost four years ago would allow Bush to slither right back into the Peoples' House again.

Another possible plus for Bush is something I don't want to think about.

A few months ago, columnist William Safire wrote that he felt there would be another terrorist attack on America a là 9/11. Although I rarely agree with Mr. Safire, I think he has a point. Nobody has benefited from what happened that tragic day in September. Nobody except the Bush administration and anyone who has a financial stake in the war on terrorism has benefited from the loss we all suffered years ago. Remember all the right wing giggling when Bush joked about "hitting the Trifecta" in the months following 9/11? The only time during Bush's reign when he enjoyed the support of not only the American people, but the world community as well, was in the days after the twin towers fell. Why does anyone think he keeps pointing to 9/11 while he destroys that very support?

9/11 handed Bush every opportunity on a silver platter - something he should be used to. But as his personal and public history shows, Bush is notorious in squandering opportunity simply because he feels he is entitled to it and, when he screws up, there is always someone or something to bail him out. Whether another terrorist attack would be just the kind of bail-out that Bush needs in order to exploit the fear factor necessary to continue his success remains open for debate. But there is no question that, should the subject of 9/11 become another albatross threatening another Bush reselection, a second attack would prove to be a fortunate diversion. And we all know how dependent the Bush Camp is on diversion.

Bush desperately needs a horse to ride on in the campaign yet those horses are few and far between. Besides, rumor has it that the great American cowboy prez is afraid of horses. Seriously though, Bush cannot claim (honestly) one positive result from the mistake made by the Supreme Court years ago. The attack ads they've made early in this campaign season have blown up in their faces because, as imperfect as their competition is, attacking it only sheds light on their own hypocrisy. The reality is that Bush can succeed only by inflicting or exploiting that much more damage to this country - whether through another disputed election, another attack on American soil or by waging a campaign dirtier than any pig sty.

This year's campaign promises to leave America more divided than it's ever been and Bush's success is solely dependent on that damage coupled with exploiting the fear of his damaged electorate. Those, by themselves, should be a good enough for getting rid of Bush.

And the fabled horse he rode in on three years ago? It's been exposed as just another old gray mare, pretty much dead on the political battlefield.



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March 12, 2004 | Daily Mislead Archive
Bush Threatened to Fire Official for Telling Truth


During this time of record deficits, President Bush promised the country that his drug-industry backed Medicare bill would cost $395 billion.1 But just weeks after he signed the bill into law, his own budget office admitted that the bill would actually cost well over $500 billion.2 And today a new report shows that the President knew that the bill cost more than he had claimed, and yet he deliberately hid the information from the public until the legislation was already signed into law.

As revealed in an exclusive Knight-Ridder report, the White House threatened to fire its own top Medicare actuary "if he told lawmakers about a series of Bush administration cost estimates" that priced the bill at more than $500 billion.3 At the time, conservative Republicans had "vowed to vote against the Medicare drug bill if it cost more than $400 billion." This means that the president deliberately misled members of his own party on behalf of the pharmaceutical industry that pushed the bill and has been a top contributor to his campaign.4 As Rep. Sue Myrick (R-NC) said, "I think a lot of people probably would have reconsidered" voting for the bill had they not been deliberately misled by the White House.

At Knight-Ridder's website you can see the full text of the 6/26/03 email that Medicare's top actuary Richard S. Foster sent to colleagues informing them of the White House threat.5

Sources:
"Federal Deficit Hits Record $374B", CBS News, 10/20/2003.
"Medicare drug plan balloons", Washington Times, 01/29/2004.
"Bush administration ordered Medicare plan cost estimates withheld", Knight Ridder, 03/11/2004.
Open Secrets.Org.
"E-mail from Richard S. Foster, Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services", Knight Ridder, 03/11/2004.




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Saturday, March 13, 2004



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Mudfishing in America

Welcome to the World of Mudfish

Feeling rundown?

Soon it will be time to relax with the mudfish. OK, it's time...relax.

Mudfishing is done in all corners of the world, by most cornered folk.

Join in and see what none of the fuss is about.

Follow along, and we'll teach you how.


My Advice

Because mudfishing is such a passion, there are times when medication is necessary to keep the heart-rate within a safe range. Therefore my initial word of advice is to always have an adequate supply of mood alterants ingested or at hand when partaking in this, or any, time-honored passtime fraught with long, crushing spans of abject boredom spiked with brief moments of sheer terror.

Keeping Your Cool

Did you know that in 95 degree heat, the air in your car reaches approximately 146 degrees and the steering wheel can reach 158 degrees? So what can you do about it? First, you can tint your car windows. Clear glass magnifies the sun and intensifies the heat. If that's too expensive, buy manual sunshades. They come in cheap cardboard or reflective material. You can also drink copious amounts of cold beer and sit on popsicles. To avoid hot steering wheels, put a towel over the wheel to absorb sun while your car sits smoldering.


Washing and Waxing Tips

Most fish come with a clearcoat finish, which tricks owners into thinking they don't need wax. Actually, you should wax your fish 3-4 times a year. Most authorities also recommend washing your fish once a week. Remember to start washing your fish only when the surface is cool and only after rinsing the entire fish. Rub gently, one section at a time, and use specific fish wash products--never household cleaners. After rinsing your catch well, dry it with a soft, clean cloth.


Recipe of the week: Thrice Caught Bass



Firstly, catch a bass and release it.

Secondly, wait six months and catch it again...release it.

Thirdly, wait a year and catch the same bass.

Cook it.

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I've got all kinds of photo galleries--I'm sure your dream fish is there. Come check it out!


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